Tuesday, 30 April 2024

Eurovision 2024: The First Impression: Austria

 

First Thoughts:

Austria has been one of the fans' favorites the past three years with minimum returns in terms of actual results.

'We Will Rave' has all the elements to do well in theory with both constituencies and has a decent studio version but there are so many red flags there that just qualifying to the Final might be tricky.

I am not convinced that the song suits Kaleen and the pre-parties suggested that there are issues with the vocals as well.

Austria's running order is not bad in theory but the problem is that there is Greece and Switzerland before them and Armenia just a few songs after them plus the public vote magnets of the second half and suddenly Austria is the most vulnerable of the fast tempo entries.

Its current odds are still short and I do remember a similar approach to Halo back in '22 when it was trading odds on and still failed to qualify, not being in the Top-10 of public vote either.

If they make it to the Final, last place is a possibility.


Televoting Potential: 6/10

Jury Potential: 6/10

Staging Potential: 7/10

Momentum: 6/10

My Opinion: 6/10

Total: 31/50


What the fair winning chance % would be?

0.001%

Best case scenario:

Qualification and then Bottom-5 in Final

Worst case scenario:

NQ

Pre-Contest estimated points:

SF: 20-50

F: J: 5-20 - PV: 0-20 - Tot: 5-40


What do I see in my crystal ball?

Austria not qualifying with another car crash live performance. Competition is high in this Semi - Final and comparisons will  be made.

Austria simply does not have enough to secure the qualification threshold.

Eurovision 2024: The First Impression: Albania

 

First Thoughts:

Albania is probably the trickier mystery to solve. Before the revamp, the song was a classic Albanian entry with a few western elements. 

After the allocation draw for the Semi - Final with Albania having almost all of its diaspora and friends voting to the same Semi - Final, I moved them to my qualifiers list.

Then we have had the revamp and the announcement of the running order and Albania went back to the borderline list.

The main problem with the revamp is that it is in English and Besa risks alienating herself from the diaspora risking for some extra points.

The running order is not a big problem for them because it is the diaspora that will decide for its fate. If they are behind Besa, the 45-55 points needed could be found. 

Albania is traditionally a borderline country when it comes to qualifications with the last five all coming in the 8th-10th threshold and I expect a similar result if they qualify. 

I do have have them in my NQ list but I have to wait for the Jury show to call this one.

If they make it to the Final though, a mid-table result could happen with a a decent amount of points coming from the Juries as well. 16th-22nd in that case.

Televoting Potential: 6.5/10

Jury Potential: 7/10

Staging Potential: 7/10

Momentum: 6/10

My Opinion: 6/10

Total: 32.5/50


What the fair winning chance % would be?

0.001%

Best case scenario:

Mid-table result in Final

Worst case scenario:

NQ

Pre-Contest estimated points:

SF: 25-55

F: J: 25-50 - PV: 25-75 - Tot: 50-125


What do I see in my crystal ball?

I still cannot decide for Albania but I will go for the 11th-12th in the Semi - Final, paying the price of a very loaded Public vote oriented Semi - Final.

I am open to reconsider my position though by next week.

Monday, 29 April 2024

Eurovision 2024: The First Impression: Malta

 

First Thoughts:

There are a few entries every year that you know from the day they win their national final that their destiny (no pun intended) is predetermined.

'Loop' was chosen by a very abnormal 82% Jury - 18% Public vote system to represent Malta in a 100% Public vote Semi - Final...


Getting the opening slot makes little difference and Malta will be long forgotten by the time we reach Italy, Israel and Netherlands.

The only doable goal for this year would be to avoid the last place in the Semi - Final but even that is a tough ask.

Malta historically suffers with the Public vote and in a loaded Semi - Final like this one there is simply no way to find the points needed.

Maybe it is time to try a different approach next year.


Televoting Potential: 3/10

Jury Potential: 6/10

Staging Potential: 6/10

Momentum: 3/10

My Opinion: 5/10

Total: 23/50


What the fair winning chance % would be?

0.0001%

Best case scenario:

Avoid last place in Semi - Final

Worst case scenario:

Last place in Semi - Final

Pre-Contest estimated points:

SF: 0-15


What do I see in my crystal ball?

Malta finishing last in Semi - Final with seven points...

Semi - Final 2 - The Pre-Rehearsals Power Rankings...Euro-pa-pa

 

When the allocation draw happened back in late January, Semi - Final 1 and especially its first half was considered a bloodbath and Semi - Final 2 was meant to be the 'weak' Semi on paper.

Fast forward three months later and this is one of the strongest Semi - Finals we have had for a while. 

Two contenders (Switzerland, Netherlands), three if Italy is also included, and seven or eight Top-10 candidates with France and Italy included. 

That sums it up. The other difference between the two Semi - Finals is that here we have a much stronger lineup and with the exception of Malta and maybe Czechia and San Marino, there are at least thirteen, I say fourteen, contenders for the ten spots.

I will use tiers to separate the entries based on their dynamics and I will start with tier 1 that has only one country.


1. Netherlands

Having the pimp slot and being the entry that could possibly win the Public Vote in Final says it all. There is strong competition but Netherlands should have a lead big enough to win in style.

I will be surprised if Netherlands somehow does not make it, and we might not know the results until the end of the Contest but this, will be a very bad omen for their winning chances. 

The Dutch delegation and media are setting the bar too high when it comes to the staging and it remains to be seen if they will deliver.


2. Israel

The 'winner' of the Eurojury results, even though they finished 7th. It was a wake up call for those still under the impression that Israel will get buried by the Juries and will not stand a chance. 

I will not overanalyze the Eurojury results, but the points Israel received were by just thirteen juries. The biggest unknown of this season is how big will Israel's Public vote be and if it could be enough for a Top-4/5 result.

I reckon that the diaspora will be there to support them and it could land them a very decent result.

There is a chance though that Israel flops completely and could finish mid-table but this is not where I currently have them.


3. Switzerland

The country that leads the odds just third in its Semi - Final? It has never happened before to have a Eurovision winner finishing outside the Top-2 in a Semi - Final so that could mean two things: Either Switzerland will write history or will not win Eurovision. 

Performing at #4 is not very helpful for their chances to win the Semi, but that slot has two third places in Public vote only results since 2014.

If Switzerland finishes higher, it will be an impressive achievement to be honest. This is an entry that has lots of staging potential and remains to be seen how high they can go.


4. Greece

Another question mark, one more out of the box entry that I expect to do really well with the Public vote but for the moment I am cautious with its Jury reception. 

The running order is not ideal on a first glance but it is basically the actual opener of the Semi - Final. Will not be surprised if they end up in Top-3 in the Semi. 

There are some friends there as well to help their cause.


5. Armenia

The difference between Armenia and Greece is that the first one is catchier and more instant and that means that the crowd and the audience will engage instantly. 

The running order is optimal getting the first half pimp slot and in the middle of two slow tempo entries.

Sailing to the Final!


6. Norway

Has Norway blossomed too early in the national finals season and most people forgot about them? Is it an overestimated entry?

I still think there is room for Norway to grow a la Denmark '18 and be on track for a Top-10 result. 

Sailing to the Final.


7. Georgia

Georgia has really grown on me and has moved up from a borderline non qualifier to an almost certain qualifier on my list.

They do deserve to qualify for the first time since 2016 and  EBU has been kind to them with their running order keeping enough distance from the very packed end of the Semi - Final.


The seven countries mentioned above are my certain qualifiers from this Semi - Final and now we are entering the crowded tier 3. There are six countries here, potentially seven that have a case for the qualification.


8. Estonia

Pure fun entry that thrives in a Public vote only environment. The staging felt a bit chaotic in their national final and this is the reason why Estonia is not higher in the pack of the televote magnets.

It is not yet a certain qualifier but is heading to that direction.


9. Belgium

Now we are entering the grey area. Belgium is the ideal candidate to become the shocker non qualifier. A have a very big lay on them before the pre-parties started and I do have them qualifying for the moment because I need to see the TV feed before my final judgement. 

The studio version of the song is ok but the lives so far are lacking the energy and the charisma for Belgium to be a Top-10 candidate in the Final.

I am leaning towards a Sennek result back in 2018.


10. Latvia

Everything is against them, a very competitive Semi - Final, stuck in the middle between Armenia and San Marino.

Dons has the voice and the song is decent, however the staging needs to be perfect for them to stand out. 

Quality alone should help their cause but the competition will be tough. 


11. Albania

One more borderline year for Albania. In theory they do have the friends and allies to secure them enough points for the qualification but appearing in the death slot (#2) in a Semi - Final with a nineteen countries lineup and an English revamp that is not great might shatter their hopes.

If the diaspora is ok with the English revamp then Albania might be fine but I am not ready yet to move them to the qualifiers.


12. Czechia

That might be a surprise for you but Czechia has improved and the revamp is better than the original version. 

Aiko appearing after France might be a setback for their chances but if they bring enough energy on stage then impossible is nothing.

It could definitely gain traction if Austria underperforms as it is expected.


13. Denmark

Saba is a great vocalist that goes to Eurovision with a very indifferent song that could be someone's seventh or eighth choice and this is a problem when it comes to the voting.

It is a radio friendly song that will struggle to distinguish itself from the competition. 

It is not written off yet but the chances are not with them.


14. Austria

I know that many people will be surprised by seeing Austria that low I could not ignore all the red flags around this entry since the beginning of the season.

Add to that Austria's recent history of creating high hopes and expectations and then disappoint when it matters and we have the perfect mix for a Halo 2.0.

The song works in the studio version but the pre-parties and the other live versions suggest that Austria is heading for a car crush.

The running order does not help either with Greece and Switzerland setting the pace before them and Armenia coming after them, plus all the other big guns at the end of the second half. 

Even Czechia could steal some of Austria's thunder. I already have a big lay placed on them and I do believe there is still value there.


15. San Marino

We are entering the twilight zone now but I do think that San Marino is not yet 100% written off. Appearing after Spain and having a secured set of 12 points from them and maybe some more from Italy, they might get lucky be near the qualification threshold if they can secure 25-30 points getting the low 1s-4s from some countries.


16. Malta

This is the only entry that I consider 100% hopeless. Opening the Semi - Final that has 19 entries with the automatic qualifiers included and being Malta that historically struggles with the Public vote is the recipe for disaster.

My guess is that Malta will finish last in Semi - Final for a second year in a row.


And that is a wrap. This will be a very competitive Semi - Final, something that we have missed last year and it will be very interesting to see who will be left behind after the Semi and who will get the boost and hype to lead the odds after next Thursday.

I do expect that this power ranking might look a bit different by next Wednesday when I will have the chance to see the Jury show.

This is also the Semi - Final that presents more betting opportunities either with shock qualifiers or shock non qualifiers. 

I have mentioned in my betting resolution for 2024 the second Semi - Final paradox when it comes to my tips in the last few editions and I do hope this will be my redemption year.

Good luck with your predictions and bets! I will continue my previews in the next few days to finish the presentation of the whole lineup and there will be new episodes of our  TalkAboutThings podcast.

Stay tuned!



Saturday, 27 April 2024

Semi Final 1 - The Pre-Rehearsals Power Rankings...Meow

 

Here we are! The Eurojury results dust has not settled yet and rehearsals are on the way. 

Like every year I will be sharing my Pre-Rehearsals Power Ranking for each Semi - Final, using these posts as a picture of the moment.

Everything we knew so far might be a distant memory in just ten days time.


So let's begin our journey with Semi - Final 1. This Semi is very first half oriented with almost all the competitive entries performing there.

Odds imply that all seven acts will qualify to the Final, something that has never happened before. In fact there has not been a Semi - Final yet where the first four songs all qualified.

On the other hand, if there is a Semi - Final in 100 years that 7/7 qualifications could happen in the first half this should be it.

Currently I am leaning on a 6/7. The drop of quality between the two halves is more than apparent and I struggle to find more than three entries that deserve to qualify from that half.

So here are my Rankings before we see any of the staging.


1. Croatia

Baby Lasagna is entering rehearsals being second in odds and also one of the favorites to win the Public Vote. He was given the best slot of the first half, implying that producers do agree with its favoritism. 

To win the SF at 1.47 has no value in my opinion but this is by far the strongest scenario.

Croatia needs a strong performance to create some hype around them. If they can do that the sky is the limit.


2. Ukraine

The other Top-3/5 contender that performs in the Semi - Final. Ukraine has quietly lost some ground during the last two months but nothing is over yet.

Ukraine always delivers and it remains to be seen if they can get back on track to be considered a contender. 

Not finishing in Top-2 would be a huge surprise.

Croatia and Ukraine are the first tier of this Semi - Final and I fail to find a country that could sneak into the Top-2.

3. Finland

I could make a case both for Lithuania and Ireland to be in that spot, but having the Top-3 coming from the first half on a 100% Public vote Semi - Final is too much.

Finland could and will be irrelevant in the Final, but could have the time to shine in this Semi. It has happened very often in the past and it could happen again.

I do find the odds for the Top-3 at 1.82 short though.


4. Lithuania

They have lost a bit of their hype and energy that they had two months ago and the Eurojury result did not help either.

However this is one of the slickest entries that could attract votes from all over Europe and the Lithuanian diaspora will always be there to help.

Top-3 in Semi - Final is at 2.54, fair but statistically improbable.


5. Ireland

The first of all witches. Bambie Thug had one of the most successful pre-parties season and is coming to rehearsals with an extra boost of confidence.

If RTE can finally make a decent staging then they are sailing to the Final. Having UK performing after them will give them some additional points.


6. Poland

An entry that is flying under the radar the whole season but could definitely secure a mid-table result in Final. 

Diaspora and friends will be there to secure the qualification. Wouldn't be surprised if they end up in Top-3.


Those four countries are my second tier in the Semi - Final and now I am moving in the third tier.


7. Cyprus

The ideal opener for the Semi - Final. Cyprus has mastered their staging in this type of entries and I expect a similar result.

Enough for them to secure the qualification but will struggle in the Final. 


8. Luxembourg 

The pimp slot and the return after thirty one years could be enough for them to qualify. They are missing the majority of their allies and that could be a problem. 

It remains to be seen if Tali is comfortable enough with the revamp version of her song. 

The qualifying odds are too short in my opinion.


These are my 8 certain qualifiers and now we are entering tier 3 with three entries that will fight for the two remaining tickets.


9. Australia

One of the few entries that we have not seen live yet and I think that the Aussies will serve us an amazing staging that will secure them the qualification. 

Running order will help them and gives them the upper hand.


10. Portugal

My heart and mind says Serbia, but my analyst self cannot process the fact that all seven entries from first half will qualify and for that reason only I give Portugal the last ticket.

'Grito' deserves a place in the Final as well and could do very well with the Juries. Having the penultimate slot is a great advantage for a nation that usually struggles with the Public vote.


11. Serbia

Running order is its main problem. It has some friends in the Semi to secure 12-18 points but they will need to find 30-35 more.

Everything will come down to the staging. If the can offer the wow moment then the ticket could be theirs.


And now moving to the tier 4 with the no-hopers. I will be surprised if any of them makes it to the Final.


12. Moldova

They might get a few low points here and there but not enough to secure a place in the Final.


13. Slovenia

A great performer with a not so great song that will be lost in the the crowd and has no target group.


14. Azerbaijan

Another entry that is made for no one. I think that Azerbaijan has given up on Eurovision and this entry makes it very clear.


15. Iceland

The weakest entry of all stacked after Croatia. The first toilet break of the Semi.


Of course rehearsals might shake things up but I do think we have 11 entries fighting for the 10 tickets.






Thursday, 25 April 2024

Eurovision 2024: The First Impression: Luxembourg

 

First Thoughts:

This is the first time I am writing a review about Luxembourg and I am so excited about their return in the Contest.

They have organized a great national final in terms of production which was not bad for a first attempt.

Tali won with 'Fighter' and she will be fighting for a spot in the Grand Final after thirty one years.

EBU and producers played their part giving Luxembourg the pimp slot in the Semi - Final to boost its chances.

When I first heard the song was not exactly impressed but I did find it competitive enough to qualify and get a decent amount of points to finish somewhere in the middle.

After hearing the revamp Ι am not so sure about that any more. In theory Luxembourg is a certain qualifier, but I do find its current odds very short and would be tempted to bet against them if Portugal and Australia up their game in rehearsals.

I get the feeling that the song does not suit Tali and that might cost them some points. 

My other major concern is that Luxembourg is missing all of its allies and does not have any secured points with the exception of those coming from Germany.

I am aware that the second half of this Semi is very low quality and the pimp slot is there to boost its chances but Luxembourg is gradually slipping to my borderline list.

If in the Final, anything better than a Bottom-5 result would be a great start for Luxembourg to build on it for the future.


Televoting Potential: 6.5/10

Jury Potential: 7/10

Staging Potential: 7/10

Momentum: 6/10

My Opinion: 7/10

Total: 33.5/50


What the fair winning chance % would be?

0.01%-0.1%

Best case scenario:

Top-15

Worst case scenario:

NQ

Pre-Contest estimated points:

SF: 40-70

Final: Js: 25-75 - TV: 15-30 - Total: 40-105


What do I see in my crystal ball?

Luxembourg making it to the Final, get an early draw somewhere between #3-#6 and finish 20th which would be fair for them.

Could they become the first pimp slot entry after 2017 (Latvia) that fails to qualify? Probably not but not impossible.


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